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And for more laughs, check out our favorite grammar jokes, math jokes, and science jokes. Share your favorite music jokes in our WeAreTeachers HELPLINE group on Facebook. What is a cucumber’s favorite instrument?īecause you are all-natural to me. What’s the best Christmas present in the whole world?Ī broken drum you can’t beat it! Where do pianists go on vacation? “You Are My Sunshine.” What’s a cat’s favorite subject at school? What do you get when you put a radio in the fridge?Ĭool music! What do you call a musical insect? What genre of music is a national anthem?Ĭountry music! What do a sword and a piano have in common? What’s an avocado’s favorite kind of music? On its ray-dio! What is a robot’s favorite kind of music? What has a lot of keys but can’t open doors?Ī piano. The guit-arrr! Want to hear the one about fermata? Swing! What type of soap did the composer use?Īnti-BACH-terial. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music? What do you call a set of musical dentures?įalsetto teeth. What do you say when a kazoo player sneezes? What’s the slang term for a harpsichord?Ī Baroque man’s piano. Some might say the violinists in an orchestra don’t do much.

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra? What do you call clean music?Ī soap opera! There are so many jokes about a certain composer… I replied, “Is that a fret?” Someone keyed the music teacher’s car.įortunately, the damage seems to B minor. A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. What do you call an elf that sings?Ī wrapper. “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.” Want to hear the joke about a staccato? What did the bartender say to Middle C, E flat, and G? What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?īa-na-na-naaaaa. Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer? What has a neck, but no head?īecause they forgot the words. What makes songs, but never sings?Īn elephant marching band. Your nose because you can blow and pick it. What is the most musical part of your body? Why did the fish make such a good musician? What do you call a musical insect?Ī humbug. Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?īecause they put on the salsa. What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music? What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?Ī moo-sician. Why did Mozart kill his chickens?īecause they always ran around going “Bach! Bach! Bach!” 23. What rock band has four guys that don’t sing? What makes music on your hair?Ī headband. What did the robbers take from the music store? Why was the musician arrested?īecause she got in treble! 19. Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?īecause she broke the record! 18. What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?Ī yam session! 17. What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?īach in the saddle again. What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?Ī flat major. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?Ī flat minor. What did Jay-Z call his wife before they were married?įeyoncé. What type of music are balloons afraid of? Why is a piano so hard to open?īecause the keys are on the inside. Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? What musical keys do cows sing in?īeef flat. What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? How many concertmasters does it take to change a light bulb?